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Women's Magazine Parody

Kissing a girl - Should you do it? And if so, how?

Bicuriosity is the height of fashion among women, but could you stomach it?

I like football but I'm a woman!

The shocking story of one girl's freak hobby.

Quiz - Are You Psychic?

Are you a natural with a crystal ball? Or are we talking crystal balls? This is a quiz.

Horrorscropes - Autumn

Superstitious and indecisive? We might just be able to help!

I almost became a lesbian!

Debbie went out on the lash after boyfriend dumped her and ended up with less than she bargained for.
Problem Page

Spoof Agony Aunt Column

I want to get a nose job to please my man

My friend Amy bought wore a dress that her boyfriend chose for her and...

I just can't seem to find a good man

Two years ago I had to dump my boyfriend because he was too...

How to avoid falling for boyfriend's mates

How many of a boy's friends should you check out before settling for...


Dead Keen - How to find a dead body

A man in Wales just became a local hero for stumbling across the body...

Potions - Helping uglies bump uglies since...

I'm ugly and charmless but very lonely. Do you have any spells or...