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Women's Magazine Parody

Kissing a girl - Should you do it? And if so, how?

Bicuriosity is the height of fashion among women, but could you stomach it?

I like football but I'm a woman!

The shocking story of one girl's freak hobby.

Quiz - Are You Psychic?

Are you a natural with a crystal ball? Or are we talking crystal balls? This is a quiz.

Brandon Brenda uses landline!

Shocking photos of multimillionaire reality TV star using primitive technology.

Feminism Schmeminism

Why being hostile and hairy won't get you laid
Problem Page

Spoof Agony Aunt Column

I have magic children

I have five children and they all have blue eyes! What are the chances?...

Can I sell my leg?

I need a bit of cash. I've heard of people who sell kidneys etc....

Billy might not be my real Father

My twin sister and I were very happy with our lives in Oxfordshire, but...


Who is the Christmas father?

I have a chubby three month old baby with a white beard and rosy...

Cracking fun - Orgasm problem

I orgasm whenever I hear a Christmas cracker. Why is this and how can I...


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