How to succeed as a singer

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I'm a pretty awesome singer, even if I do say so myself. What do I need to do to stand out from the crowd and me a global sensation?

Moll (47), Cardiff, UK
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I found out he was a killer and shagged him anyway

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I met a man at a club and as we were leaving, an old guy tried to grab my arse and so my man thumped him in the gob. I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back with him....

Rachel (19), Birmingham, UK
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Guilt over nanna's death

My nanna had a stroke and went into hospital we went to see her every day for a week apart from me i went for 5 days and on the fith day my mum asked if i wanted to hold my nannas hand and i...

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My best mate's cyber boyfriend wants me!

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my best friend has a boyfriend shes never met she just speeks to him on msn shes seen him on webcam lots and i speek to him to and i fancy him now and he fancys me he wants to dump my best...

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Not a load of bollocks

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I had one of my bollocks removed in 1999 and I haven't found the courage to tell my wife yet because I think she will leave me.

My bollocks always seemed to be her favourite part of my...

John (42), North-West Lower Crockin
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Hubby won't make love anymore

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My husband hasn't had sex with me since 1999. I still love him but I feel so rejected and he won't open up to me about the problem so I am thinking of leaving him.

I simply don't...

Peg (40), North-West Lower Crockin
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Unwanted drainage

Although nearing my late 20s, I still find I wake up with a 'wet' dream occasionally. Whilst a short moment of untainted bliss, this can still take it out of one somewhat. Particularly...

TonightsTheNight (28), Wetlands
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Is there a God?

Beelzebub, Hell
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