My boyfriend honks my boobs

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Whenever my boyfriend and I are in the perfect romantic setting, he just can't stop himself from squeezing my boob and yelling "Honk!"

Why do men do this, and how do you train them to...

Annoyed (25), London
Answered by Jayne Fott

Can I sell my leg?

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I need a bit of cash. I've heard of people who sell kidneys etc. However, I'm a bit attached to my internal organs. I, on the other hand, do not need my left leg.

I drive an automatic....

Greg Twoleggs (35), Hampshire, UK
Answered by Jayne Fott and Psychic Psindy

Will hubbie die if I don't pluck hairline?

I have a widow's peak - i.e. a sharp point of hair in the centre of my forehead. I love my hubbie John. If I pluck my forehead will he live for longer?

Rebecca (86), Glasgow, UK
Answered by Vatasha Rupert

Did best friend spill my cucumber love secret?

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Last weekend I told my best friend a secret. I told her that I once used a cucumber to see what sex is like with a boy.

However when I got to school on Monday morning all of the girls in...

Keira (15), Somerset, UK
Answered by Psychic Psindy

How to avoid falling for boyfriend's mates

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How many of a boy's friends should you check out before settling for him? I have, in the past, found myself sexually involved with a cute boy, only to later find out that his friend is hotter....

Jane (17), Diss, Norfolk
Answered by Psychic Psindy

Women walk all over me

My name is Matt. For some reason, women seem to walk all over me. Can you help?

Matt (53), Glossop
Answered by Brad the Lad

Billy might not be my real Father

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My twin sister and I were very happy with our lives in Oxfordshire, but then something happened to make me question everything!

On her deathbed, my mother said something that lead me to...

Jenna (17), Radlington, Oxfordshire
Answered by Mrs Ginger
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I have magic children

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I have five children and they all have blue eyes! What are the chances? Also, they all have names containing the letter "e" and we didn't realise until we ran out of fridge magnets!

Ever...

Emily (42), Suffolk, UK
Answered by Psychic Psindy

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