How long before I get over my first love?

I went out with my first boyfriend for six months and three days. It has been four months since he ended it. I have kissed two boys since then, once each.

How long will it be before I get...

Chloe (16), Taunton, UK
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I want to get a nose job to please my man

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My friend Amy wore a dress that her boyfriend chose for her and it looked beautiful. He said she looks lovely in yellow.

My boyfriend said something similar - he said I'd look lovely with...

Angel (21), Berkshire, UK
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I just feel so neglected

My boyfriend doesn't care about me any more. Two days ago when he was round here he accidentally forgot to put sugar in my tea and so I got really angry and swore at him, hit him with an oven...

Boopi (58), Barnstaple
Answered by Mrs Ginger and Vatasha Rupert

I wonder if my relationship problems ...

...are to do with my name. What can I do to become more of a smoothie?

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How do I apologise to him?

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I love a boy, and I really messed up with him. He probably hates me now. But, I really want to say sorry. How should I do this? Should I call him? Or tell him face to face or give him a little...

Arial (13), Calafornia
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Should I cut off my penis?

I like masterbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis. What do I do?

Phil (12), Ohio
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Tags sex

Dream Help

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My best friend lives very very far away and I haven't written or spoke to her for a year. I had this dream, what does it mean?

In my dream I am on a bus. I am sitting next to my best...

Arial
Answered by Psychic Psindy

How to succeed as a singer

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I'm a pretty awesome singer, even if I do say so myself. What do I need to do to stand out from the crowd and me a global sensation?

Moll (47), Cardiff, UK
Answered by Vatasha Rupert
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