My wife died last week and I want to know if I have her blessing to start dating again. Also, her sister Sandy would like to know how she feels about her borrowing her dressing gown.
Your wife is with me now. She says fuck off you selfish bastard. Grieve for her forever and then some more and don't even think about shagging someone else in your marital bed.
However, she admits that a little light flirting with her sister could be flattering but only if you squint and pretend it's her. Dressing Sandy in your dead wife's dressing gown might facilitate this so I'd say, go for it.
It sounds to me as though you have issues surrounding people leaving you, probably rooting from your childhood.
The fact that your daddy left when you were five, making you wet the bed until you were 12, doesn't necessarily mean that everybody you get close to will abandon you too.
Is your wife really dead? Go on, have a check. I think you might be pleasantly surprised.
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