"Have things become awkward?"

Housemates' cruel incest and fisting prank

A few days ago I went to the pub without signing out of Facebook. You can imagine the consequences when my "hilarious" housemates discovered my mistake.

However before I had chance to remove myself from the groups "Incest is a game for all the family" and "I like fisting my friends while they sleep," I got an email from my sister confessing long-harboured, sexual feelings for me.

Do you think this incident could make our relationship awkward? I do feel jolly uncomfortable right now, wondering how to reply and imagining quite how bad family Christmases are going to become.

How should I break the news that I'm not really into fisting?