Firstly, do not fret, nearly all letters are published on our site and so your problem is almost certainly already being enjoyed by the masses.

Secondly, our aunties are very busy ladies and try their hardest to get through as many problems as possible, but we are understaffed. To speed things along you could consider joining the team.

Please note: problems are not answered in the order in which they are sent, but in the order in which our aunties feel inspired to respond. This means if you add another problem now, it may get answered before the one you've already sent.