Ever since a kid I've loved to swim. I like boating too but nothing beats actually feeling the water against your skin and the sand beneath your feet.
Why do I feel more comfortable in the water than on dry land?
You were a guppy in a previous life. Bread in captivity you enjoyed swimming near the water's surface hoping to be the first to the fish food.
Sadly you flipped out of the tank during a routine clean and went up the hover. That is why you sweat when you hear vacuum cleaners today and have a rare aversion to oral sex.
I think your problem goes beyond a past life experience. You ARE, in fact, a guppy. You're hallucinating this entire world and you are in a tank in a secret MI6 underground facility. They are using you to invent new computer games for geeky children across the world.
If you sit and watch tv for a week, they should get bored with you and free you to your fish family.
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