21.10.2008
My giant chicken lover doesn't know I'm a man
Dear Aunties,
I have a Saturday job advertising KFC in a giant chicken costume. During the last few weeks I've become close to a man named Zipper and he has asked me out on a date.
However I told him that my voice sounded low pitch because it was muffled through the suit, but actually I have a deep voice because I am a man. Zipper does not know this.
Should I come clean?
Sam Downberry (21), Gloucestershire, UK
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