I'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight

Since hearing about the anti-obesity drug, rimonabant, I've thought of nothing else. I am currently a size 10 and dream of being thin. You can imagine my disappointment when I was told I couldn't take it because of increased risks to my mental health.

I mean, I am the most stable person out there. I don't believe in suicide - I'd rather die before taking my own life - and can't imagine that any so-called "mental health problem" could be worse than the grotesque reflection of my 28" waist.

I'd give an arm and a leg to get my hand(s) on that drug. Know anyone who deals in limbs or illegal weight-loss pills?