13.11.2008

Is Russell Brand a Virgin?

Dear Aunties,

I'm in love with TV personality Russell Brand. Ever since I set eyes on his birds' nest hair, I've just wanted to try and run my fingers through it, (although I do realise it might be too knotted for that.)

However recent events suggest that he is not a virgin and has actually done the dead with Andrew Sachs' granddaughter, Georgina Baillie.

This revelation has come as a major shock. I had hoped we could lose our virginities together.

Do you think my suspicions are justified or am I just being paranoid? Could he be a virgin after all?

Mary (27), London, UK
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