On average, I have a top girlfriend. She's sexy, she's fun, she's clever and she's classy. However there is one small problem with her - she's incredibly violent. She bashes me with frying pans, she stamps on little toddlers and she hits the elderly in the face with a spade. I am happy to let the last one go, as it may be due to Hitchhikers trauma but the other two behaviours are niggling away at me.
Should I demand better from my partner or do I just need to accept that real life is not like the movies and that the death of a few small mammals is just par for the course?
When you say "small mammals" what exactly do you mean? If for example, your girlfriend is killing mice and hamsters, you should be able to live with it but if she's harming kittens or babies, you might have to give the matter some serious thought.
Try using an online quiz such as "How much evil can you stand in a woman" to determine whether or not you're really up to handling a bad girl.
Consider getting counselling to improve your tolerance, or take a self-defence class.
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