My boyfriend has always had quite an indiscreet nose. It's probably twice as long as the average beak. However his other pecker is a little lacking in length.
One night we were engaging in some 69 fun when I accidentally wriggled onto his nose. It was much more pleasurable that any intercourse we've had before. However he has never repeated the experience.
How can I tell my husband that I prefer to be penetrated by his nose, than his penis?
A simple, "Your dick is tiny," should stop him from entertaining any further notions of conventional sex.
It's best to be to the point, and by the sounds of it, that's his nose.
After destroying his self-esteem try to lure him into further nasal penetration by fragrancing your woman tunnel with some of his favourite aromas. Or, wait until his has a cold and line your vag with a hanky.
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