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Dear Aunties,

My friend Amy wore a dress that her boyfriend chose for her and it looked beautiful. He said she looks lovely in yellow.

My boyfriend said something similar - he said I'd look lovely with a nose job. I really want to keep the romance going so can you tell me where I can get a new nose?

Angel (21), Berkshire, UK
30.12.2009
Dear Angel,

It is important to keep doing little favours to keep your man happy - cooking, mending his socks, plastic surgery... Why stop at one new nose when you could have two? www.pressies-for-your-chap.com is offering a buy one get one free offer on facial surgery. You could have a charming roman this year, and a cute hook the next.

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