18.07.2009

I wonder if my relationship problems ...

Dear Aunties,

...are to do with my name. What can I do to become more of a smoothie?

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Rocky (32), Stockwell
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30.12.2009
Dear Rocky,

To become more of a smoothie, chuck yourself in a blender, add a squeeze of lime and blend for 30 seconds.

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