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13.09.2010

My boyfriend honks my boobs

Dear Aunties,

Whenever my boyfriend and I are in the perfect romantic setting, he just can't stop himself from squeezing my boob and yelling "Honk!"

Why do men do this, and how do you train them to stop?

Reply Edit
Annoyed (25), London
01.02.2011
Dear Annoyed,

Perhaps you should stop scheduling intimate moments for traffic jams, then he would be less likely to get confused.

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