Troubled couple embracing
"How can I give bollocks news to my wife?"
10.08.2008

Not a load of bollocks

Dear Aunties,

I had one of my bollocks removed in 1999 and I haven't found the courage to tell my wife yet because I think she will leave me.

My bollocks always seemed to be her favourite part of my body. They had a name ('The Dicky Birds') and my penis didn't.

I'm worried that she'll leave me when I tell her about Paul. Will Peter be enough for her?

Reply Edit
John (42), North-West Lower Crockin
11.04.2009
Dear John,

You clearly have issues to do with rejection. The thing to remember is that a bollock leaving you does not necasserily mean that others will follow.

Choose a name for your penis and respect for it will follow. May I suggest "The Wolf" as in "Peter and The Wolf" or "Jayne" as an alternative spelling for your favourite agony aunt.

from Jayne Fott
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