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I found out he was a killer and shagged him anyway

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I met a man at a club and as we were leaving, an old guy tried to grab my arse and so my man thumped him in the gob. I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back with him....

Rachel (19), Birmingham, UK
Answered by Jayne Fott and Auntie Kaitlin

Might I have a virus?

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I think I've caught a computer virus. I opened an email attachment and almost immediately I began to feel nauseous. Now I have a bad headache and an inner ear itch. Might I die?

Diggory (19), Suffolk, UK
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin

I'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight

Since hearing about the anti-obesity drug, rimonabant, I've thought of nothing else. I am currently a size 10 and dream of being thin. You can imagine my disappointment when I was told I...

Anonymous
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin
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I poisoned my life drawing rival

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My best friend and neighbour beat me at the life drawing category in a village art show, with her piece "John's wrinkles." I've been drawing John for many years and have never once won an award...

Sue (67), Devon, UK
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin and Mrs Ginger

I want to write for Hit the Spoof

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CAN I wRITE FOR UR WEBSITE PLEASE???? I AM GOOD AT ANSERING PROBLEMS + VERY FUNNY!!!!!!

Anonymous
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin
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I want my breast milk made into ice cream

I read in The Independent that animal rights group, Peta, are urging Ben and Jerry's to make their ice cream from human breast milk instead of dairy, believing it is cruel to forcefully...

Gemma (23), Berwickshire, UK
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin and Mrs Ginger

My girlfriend kissed a girl and she liked it

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My girlfriend kissed a girl and then wrote a hit single about how much she liked it.

Why do I feel insecure? Is it because I'm jealous of her success?

Anonymous

I kissed a man who isn't my husband

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Last weekend I kissed a man who wasn't my husband. He's not anybody else's husband either, and I'm not married, but I feel so bad for engaging in such an act when we're not even engaged.

Lottie (45), Kent, UK
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin
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