What is the best way to get in touch with God these days? Praying seems awfully outdated and linear. Does he have Skype or Facebook? There are days when I'd like to throw a sheep at him, but generally I just want to comment on his Psalms.
I note that you live in London. The best way to communicate with God is therefore to clear your mind and take a few moments to contemplate the ineffable glory of his creation.
For readers in the continental United States, on the other hand, God has a hotline on 1-800-HOLY-HOLY-HOLY. Have your credit card number ready.
I've heard that God kicks it old-school. Try looking for him on MySpace.
Apparently his Sunday evening Godcast is quite good but two way interaction with traditional Gods has been slow to move with the times. However Apple's newly announced 'iGod' is anticipated to revolutionise the way we communicate with deities.
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