Maybe your friend could start delivering literary theory lectures. When my friends and I go to such lectures we pay negative amounts of attention, so if two negatives really do make a positive (or so they said when I did maths in high school) then it can only mean good things for both of us.
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Shyness
Dear Aunties,
Someone I know is becoming progressively shy. I've been counting the words he says to people and they are decreasing by as many as five point seven per day!
Today he only used fifteen words. By the weekend he will be using negative words!
What will happen to him? Will words actually go back into his mouth? Could that be dangerous? How can I save him?
SC (28), Oxford, UK
Tags: language
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