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15.10.2008

I poisoned my life drawing rival

Forgive me aunties, for I have sinned,

My best friend and neighbour beat me at the life drawing category in a village art show, with her piece "John's wrinkles." I've been drawing John for many years and have never once won an award for it.

I'm afraid my jealousy lead me to act slightly on the dastardly side of sensible and I poisoned her by putting a toxic chemical in her rock cakes.

In just 36 hours this woman will die unless I administer an antidote. Should I save her life or let her die? She has just won a shiny trophy in the shape of an erect pork sword, so she'd be going out on a up note.

Sue (67), Devon, UK
15.10.2008
Dear Sue,

The other aunties may disagree, but I say totally save her life. And make sure the media knows about it. That way, you will get the fame and recognition you deserve.

If that doesn't make you feel better, though, steal the trophy.

18.10.2008
Dear Sue,

Sorry it's taken me so long to reply, I was washing my hair.

I say definitely save her.

Golly, the deadline hasn't passed has it?

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