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14.08.2008

Too Prude to Print

Dear Aunties,

My printer is too prude to output swear words. Yesterday I tried to print a list of my favourite songs and out came:

'Falling for the first time' - Ladies in the Noody

'Anarchy in the UK' - Whoopi Pistols

'My Cat' - Juicing the Joystick Jill

'Too Drunk to Diddle' - Dead Kennedys

What am I going to do? I have to print a report on London Underground tomorrow!

Simon (27), London
14.09.2008
Dear Simon,

Did you forget to show identification when you bought your printer? You may have purchased one of those new U-rated printers by mistake, which the shops sell by default if you don't show them identification. Return to the shop with your driver's license or accompanied by one of your parents, and the cashier will be able to sell you the 15- or 18-rated printer that you need.

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