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Which four wives do I keep?

Dear Aunties,

The courts have ordered me to divorce all but four of my wives. How do I choose which ones to keep and how do I tell the 82 runners up that, through no fault of their own, they will soon find themselves sans husband?

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MBA (84), Nigeria

02.09.2008

Dear MBA,

I'd consider contacting a television network. This is a reality show in the making!

from Auntie Kaitlin

Tags: current affairs, relationships

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