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"Which hair colour to improve my brain?"

24.08.2008

Ginger Sneers - Is hair colour linked to IQ?

Dear Aunties,

I am a little Korean girl who due to an unexpected result from highlighting has turned blonde. Does this mean I have automatically become dumb?

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Little Korean Girl

24.08.2008

Dear Little Korean Girl,

No, there is no link between hair colour and intelligence, expect if you are ginger in which case you are dumb for not changing it.

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Dear Little Korean Girl,

There can never be too many blondes walking the earth. Fact.

Screw what they say about global warming. If there were 20 billion blondes, I wouldn't mind the heat.

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