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14.09.2008

Guilt free cheating #1 - The Hen Party

Dear Aunties,

I've been with my boyfriend for seven years and the sex is crap. I really want to do it with someone else but I don't see myself as the cheating kind.

My best friend got married last month and had guilt free sex with a stranger on her hen night. She said it was amazing and didn't affect the way she felt about her fiance at all.

Should I propose to my boyfriend so that I can have a hen party?

Tracey (33), Surrey, UK
14.01.2009
Dear Tracey,

I'm not sure that it's ever appropriate for a girl to cheat, but here are some guilt free ways men can use:

1. The Row

Engineer a fight and cheat that same day, or the next day, or the day after that.

2. The Holiday

Feeling deserted is a good reason to seek comfort elsewhere.

3. The Cure for Impotence

If you can't get it up, or think that you might suffer from erectile dysfunction at some point during your life, it is acceptable to practice sex on a prostitute so as not to risk hurting your birds feelings should your erection fail.

4. Practice

It's OK to practice sex outside of a relationship if it's to learn new tricks to improve your partner's pleasure in bed.

Hope this helps.

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