I mustn't destroy the world with my efficiency!

Recycling disposable pants

I am a beauty therapist and I spend much of my time waxing rich people's fannies. We give the ladies who want a Brazilian wax, temporary paper pants to preserve their dignity while we tear away at their hair. I'd say I get through around four pairs a day.

My boss doesn't believe in recycling and the bin men refused to take the bucket of knickers I managed to smuggle home. But I don't want to belong to a profession that destroys forests! What is the point of women with beautifully smooth do-das, if we are all going to die anyway?

Please help - how can I continue my rage against pubic hair without sending my carbon footprint through the roof?