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Who is the Christmas father?

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I have a chubby three month old baby with a white beard and rosy cheeks. She's adorable. The problem is, I don't know who the father is as I was drinking a lot over Christmas last year and got...

Anna (23), London
Answered by Dr Alice
Tags christmas, kids

Girlfriend has bird flu

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My bird has the flu. Does she need to be slaughtered? And if not, how else can I get rid of the bitch in time for mistletoe merriment?

Bernard (27), Suffolk, UK
Answered by Dr Alice
Tags christmas, relationships, death

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