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My boyfriend honks my boobs

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Whenever my boyfriend and I are in the perfect romantic setting, he just can't stop himself from squeezing my boob and yelling "Honk!"

Why do men do this, and how do you train them to...

Annoyed (25), London
Answered by Jayne Fott

Can I sell my leg?

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I need a bit of cash. I've heard of people who sell kidneys etc. However, I'm a bit attached to my internal organs. I, on the other hand, do not need my left leg.

I drive an automatic....

Greg Twoleggs (35), Hampshire, UK
Answered by Jayne Fott and Psychic Psindy

How long before I get over my first love?

I went out with my first boyfriend for six months and three days. It has been four months since he ended it. I have kissed two boys since then, once each.

How long will it be before I get...

Chloe (16), Taunton, UK
Answered by Jayne Fott

How do I apologise to him?

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I love a boy, and I really messed up with him. He probably hates me now. But, I really want to say sorry. How should I do this? Should I call him? Or tell him face to face or give him a little...

Arial (13), Calafornia
Answered by Jayne Fott

Should I cut off my penis?

I like masterbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis. What do I do?

Phil (12), Ohio
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Not a load of bollocks

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I had one of my bollocks removed in 1999 and I haven't found the courage to tell my wife yet because I think she will leave me.

My bollocks always seemed to be her favourite part of my...

John (42), North-West Lower Crockin
Answered by Jayne Fott

Hubby won't make love anymore

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My husband hasn't had sex with me since 1999. I still love him but I feel so rejected and he won't open up to me about the problem so I am thinking of leaving him.

I simply don't...

Peg (40), North-West Lower Crockin
Answered by Jayne Fott

Marital Squabbles - Will he come back to me?

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My husband left me for my sister and when that didn't work out he apparently tried to strangle her with a string of sausages. He also tried to kidnap our son and gambled away our life savings...

Lynn (42), Edinburgh
Answered by Jayne Fott

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