If you remove your penis you will automatically become over-emotional, crap at football and into flowers.
Showing problems answered by Jayne Fott
26.07.2009
Should I cut off my penis?
Dear Aunties,
I like masterbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis. What do I do?
Phil (12), Ohio
09.11.2009
Dear Phil,
You can get some pretty good home-castration kits on the internet, just avoid second hand goods because these products are only really designed to be used once. Certainly there are hygiene implications when using a second hand scalpel, however the cheese wire sets do come with enough cheese wire for more than one amputation provided that you're not too chunkily endowed.
from Jayne Fott
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For a start, you could learn how to spell 'masturbating'. Tsk tsk.
How on earth are you gonna cut off your penis???
Silly idea u will hav trouble!!! And like Mindy said learn to spell b4 u cut!!!
cut yer hands off so u cant cut yer cock off!! (you may need help cutting the second hand off though) It's a bit like crucifiction you just cant knock the last fucking nail in!!
Why stop, I've been at it for years and have jars full of the stuff which I use for mounting my stamp collection.