Showing problems answered by Jayne Fott
18.08.2008

Key to tabloid success?

Dear Aunties,

I'm the assistant editor of a tabloid newspaper and our sales are decreasing rapidly. What can we do to get more readers?

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A.N. Executive (53), London
18.08.2008
Dear A.N. Executive,

Try commissioning a Princess Dianna supplement and if that fails, a pull out artist's projection of Maddie McCann at 16.

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Tags: business, media
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