I knocked up a form so that people could submit problems to this page anonymously and now not knowing who's sent what is driving me insane. I'm not a cat but I do have some feline qualities, could the curiosity actually kill me?
I think there is a high chance of death. Insanity is pretty nasty. You could try getting some therapy on the NHS but by the time you get near the top of the waiting list, you'll probably have already bashed your brains out with a large rock.
You should have been born a cat. The NHS is prepared for people with eight lives to spare.
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