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I want to get a nose job to please my man

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My friend Amy wore a dress that her boyfriend chose for her and it looked beautiful. He said she looks lovely in yellow.

My boyfriend said something similar - he said I'd look lovely with...

Angel (21), Berkshire, UK
Answered by Mrs Ginger
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I just feel so neglected

My boyfriend doesn't care about me any more. Two days ago when he was round here he accidentally forgot to put sugar in my tea and so I got really angry and swore at him, hit him with an oven...

Boopi (58), Barnstaple
Answered by Mrs Ginger and Vatasha Rupert

Guilt over nanna's death

My nanna had a stroke and went into hospital we went to see her every day for a week apart from me i went for 5 days and on the fith day my mum asked if i wanted to hold my nannas hand and i...

confused (12)
Answered by Mrs Ginger

My best mate's cyber boyfriend wants me!

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my best friend has a boyfriend shes never met she just speeks to him on msn shes seen him on webcam lots and i speek to him to and i fancy him now and he fancys me he wants to dump my best...

confused
Answered by Mrs Ginger

Unwanted drainage

Although nearing my late 20s, I still find I wake up with a 'wet' dream occasionally. Whilst a short moment of untainted bliss, this can still take it out of one somewhat. Particularly...

TonightsTheNight (28), Wetlands
Answered by Mrs Ginger

Serial Killer Art

I've been asked to create a collection of sculptures and portraits to promote the 2012 Olympics. The promoters asked me to "Really sell Britain."

So far my statue of Rosemary West made...

Harv, London
Answered by Mrs Ginger

Persecuted for being old

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I'm a poor, elderly old dear who's being put through an ordeal most unpleasant during this delicate, valuable phase of my life. This trauma may well be the death of me.

A most obstinate...

Gail (71), England
Answered by Mrs Ginger
Tags crime

Addicted to stupid website

I'm addicted to this website. It's full of colourful stories that you never know whether to take seriously or not, its contributors are off the wall, and the opinions expressed range from...

Amanda (23), Middlesex, UK
Answered by Mrs Ginger
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- Esme (18), Leicestershire
23.10.2008

I smell

- Stinky McStink (57), Krakow, Poland
18.10.2008

Best friend is dating a cannibal

- Georgina (24), Lincolnshire, UK
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Walking around in my knickers

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Plagues of Asian Lady Boys

- Terry (45), Berkshire, UK
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I poisoned my life drawing rival

- Sue (67), Devon, UK
28.09.2008

I want my breast milk made into ice cream

- Gemma (23), Berwickshire, UK
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I'm kidnapped!

- Anonymous
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Hit the what?

- Auntie Kaitlin (28), USA! USA! USA!
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Who can I mock?

- Graham (32), Berkshire, UK
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Key to tabloid success?

- A.N. Executive (53), London
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Going It Aclone

- June (57), Dorset, UK
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