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gay man in denial
"I'm a macho hetero."
09.09.2008

I'm too hetero for my leather pants

Dear Aunties,

I am a very straight man and have never had a homosexual feeling in my life. I lift weights and chug pints. I'm so hetero that gay men weep and women faint with anticipation.

Just out of interest, can genital warts be contracted though anal sex between two men?

Pete (24), Pembrokeshire, Wales
P.S. Help me settle a bet, where can I get free extra strong condoms?
14.01.2009
Dear Pete,

I see what's going on here! You don't fool me! You are a straight man but are trying to imply that you have a homo side in order to get close to women by making them see you as a non-threat. It's a classic trick, just make sure you pick the right time to move in for the kill.

14.01.2009
Dear Pete,

It's good to see a genuinely straight man take an interest in all areas of safe sex. It shows that you are a sensitive and kind person who's not afraid to tell two homos to keep it safe.

I only hope that a lovely woman picks up on your caring nature and makes you very happy.

This is a really touching letter.

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