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14.04.2009

Guilt over nanna's death

Dear Aunties,

My nanna had a stroke and went into hospital we went to see her every day for a week apart from me i went for 5 days and on the fith day my mum asked if i wanted to hold my nannas hand and i said no because i was tierd and then i didnt go for 2 days after that because i hated seeing her like that. I think she thought i didnt love her and that night she pulled her feed out so i didnt hink she wanted to live any longer. the next night she died so the last time i saw her i didnt even hold her hand =[ i feel realy bad now and ive even started praying to her and i think im going crazy .... what should i do ...... ?

confused (12)
17.04.2009
Dear confused,

I am certain that your nanna knows that you love her and that her death was in no way your fault.

However it's time we address the far more pressing problem, and I'm going to be easy on you here because you're 12. This is a spoof problem page. The operative word being "spoof." That means that this site is not one of the many genuine problem pages out there, to which your letter would have been better directed.

A more vast vocabulary will not bring your grandmother back, but it might save you anguish if you continue to feed dead relatives to the agony aunt sector.

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