I have not been upset about Jade Goody's death at all. In fact the only way that I've been affected at all has been irritation that the newspapers are so boring at the moment.

Am I am...

If failing to make eye contact when toasting gets you seven years of bad sex, can you get yourself eternal life by repeatedly screwing up toasts?

Are there any draw backs to eternal life?...

My boyfriend wants me to talk dirty to him by SMS! I don't even know where to begin. Got any pointers?

When I was just a boy, I was cast as a cross-dressing granny grabber in a blockbuster movie. What steps can I take to shake my granny-tranny image?

Is there a verb meaning "to auntie?" And if so, how is it spelt?

If not, what verb would you use to describe the valuable work that you do here?

My next door neighbour, a keen animal rights activist, has a vicious pet cat who has, thus far, killed three of my homing pigeons, my daughter's hamster and many assorted wild rodents.

In...

Despite my best efforts, my girlfriend just won't die. I've tried sneaking poison into her food, infecting her with diseases, pushing her in front of moving vehicles and carving her up with a...

My digital camera removes clothes. I don't mean that it actually takes them off the people. I mean I take photos of people wearing clothes and when I download them onto my computer, all of the...