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Armless woman
"Could anyone love an armless freak?"
16.07.2008

Armless

Dear Aunties,

I have to use speech recognition soft wear because I went to the zoo and a fierce Thai girl bit off both my arms.

The amp potato was very painful and now I look like a Hugh Jass.

Do you think anybody could love a freak lychee?

A Nonny Mouse
03.08.2008
Dear A Nonny Mouse,

It sounds like the zoo is gill tea of gross negligees - soothe them for minions and fined yours elf ass XE goal digger.

23.09.2008
Dear A Nonny Mouse,

I like lychees. I like to lick them. I will be dictacted to and type for you if I can lick your lychees.

As an aside - your name fits quite well into the song "Hey nonny nonny". Why not go into the fishing industry?

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