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30.07.2008

Back to basics - Mortifying problem

Dear Aunties,

I FUCK have a rather WANK embarrassing probTWATlem which makes HAMSTERS' GONADS social situations TIT rather MONKEY TIT awkward. It's really started to effect the VADGEFLAPS impression I make on people. Could you FACETWATTER give me some KNOBTOSS advice on controlling SATAN'S FIERY COCK my posture?

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Blazer Ghough (33), Youthamptin
03.08.2008
Dear Blazer Ghough,

You could buy a quality office chair, try the Alexander technique, or alternatively sit hard on my monster dong.

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