I can't finish my...

Sometimes, when I'm trying to sleep, my water pipes make clanking noises. I can't help thinking that it might be the ghost of my old greengrocer trying to tell me something. What might the...

Ever since a kid I've loved to swim. I like boating too but nothing beats actually feeling the water against your skin and the sand beneath your feet.

Why do I feel more comfortable in...

I see seven ill tempered Victorian sisters walking around my sixteenth floor flat in Central London, with axes. I'm also prone to severe depression and crazy spending sprees. What do you think...

I have a terrible track record with men. My first husband was violent, the next guy I dated turned out to prefer banana to papaya and my last boyfriend stole from me. Please can you tell me...

I'm getting pretty disenchanted with the whole business of dating. I'm starting to feel like I'll never marry. Will there ever be another man in my life and if so, what will he be like? Where...

When I die, I want to donate my body to science. However I don't want anybody to see my dead cock. Can this be arranged?

A man in Wales just became a local hero for stumbling across the body of a missing vicar and reporting it to the police. Personally I don't think he earned his fame.

I've been looking for...