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"Will I meet my perfect man?"
07.09.2008

Who will I marry?

Dear Aunties,

I'm getting pretty disenchanted with the whole business of dating. I'm starting to feel like I'll never marry. Will there ever be another man in my life and if so, what will he be like? Where will I meet him?

Sarah (34), Cumberland, UK
08.09.2008
Dear Sarah,

I am getting strong vibes about your future but it would help if you could send some form of personal possession such as a pair of your knickers or a cast of your breasts, for me to use as a trigger.

You will indeed meet another man and you my even become romantically entwined. He will be taller than you, with short hair and his first name will contain from 1 to 3 syllables.

He will eat pizza, wear jeans and take an interest in at least one sport. You'll probably meet him somewhere public. He will speak English, perhaps with a northern accent. He'll be between 30 and 45 years old.

Good luck.

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