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Secretive fiance
"My fiance doesn't know the truth!"
24.08.2008

I'm Afraid of Naked People

Dear Aunties,

Nobody, not even my fiance, knows that I am terrified of naked people. However, with my wedding looming, my secret may no longer be safe.

How can I enjoy my wedding night without seeing my hubbie naked, and what can I do about the bridesmaid who just won't be told not to book me a stripper?

Susan (24), London
26.08.2008
Dear Susan,

What do you do when you take a shower or bath? If you've managed a strategy that gets you through those, I'd suggest doing the same for your wedding night. If that doesn't work, maybe you can convince him that you're really into blindfolds.

23.09.2008
Dear Susan,

I'm a naturist. And I know where you live.

SOON

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