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Will hubbie die if I don't pluck hairline?

I have a widow's peak - i.e. a sharp point of hair in the centre of my forehead. I love my hubbie John. If I pluck my forehead will he live for longer?

Rebecca (86), Glasgow, UK
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I just feel so neglected

My boyfriend doesn't care about me any more. Two days ago when he was round here he accidentally forgot to put sugar in my tea and so I got really angry and swore at him, hit him with an oven...

Boopi (58), Barnstaple
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I wonder if my relationship problems ...

...are to do with my name. What can I do to become more of a smoothie?

Rocky (32), Stockwell
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How to succeed as a singer

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I'm a pretty awesome singer, even if I do say so myself. What do I need to do to stand out from the crowd and me a global sensation?

Moll (47), Cardiff, UK
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Addicted to stupid website

I'm addicted to this website. It's full of colourful stories that you never know whether to take seriously or not, its contributors are off the wall, and the opinions expressed range from...

Amanda (23), Middlesex, UK
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I found out he was a killer and shagged him anyway

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I met a man at a club and as we were leaving, an old guy tried to grab my arse and so my man thumped him in the gob. I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back with him....

Rachel (19), Birmingham, UK

i slept with my boyfriend's best friend

i have been with my boyfriend for over a year now. we have a lovely home and i love his soo much. we had a little fall out 1 night and i went to his best friends and slept with him. i regret it...

confused (18), lancs
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Help! I'm stuck to an epilator!

Whilst preparing for a date I got a bit of my labia caught in an epilator. Please can you provide a solution ASAP as it is really starting to chafe.

Mo (33), Kent, UK
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