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04.09.2008

The perils of meticulous dental hygiene

Dear Aunties,

I'th goth thwapped thendal thloth. Thwat thall I thoo?

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Thimon (17), Thailisbury, UK

14.01.2009

Dear Thimon,

You could get a part as a walrus in local theatre.

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