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girl eats girl
"I only ate the older ones."
30.11.2008

I ate most of my children

Forgive me aunties, for I have sinned,

Whilst snowed in I got a little peckish and ate five of my children. Now my youngest won't speak to me or even be left alone with me. How can I reassure my four year old son that I'm not going to eat him?

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Janet (48), Moray, UK
01.12.2008
Dear Janet,

It may be worth explaining to your son that he is too small to make a decent meal. That way you can regain his trust and fatten him up for next winter.

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