Showing problems answered by Vatasha Rupert
01.04.2009

i slept with my boyfriend's best friend

Forgive me aunties, for I have sinned,

i have been with my boyfriend for over a year now. we have a lovely home and i love his soo much. we had a little fall out 1 night and i went to his best friends and slept with him. i regret it so much and things r so akward now. i dont no what to do. if i tell him he will leave me and i couldnt cope.

confused (18), lancs
01.04.2009
Dear confused,

If you can't manage to capatilise the word "I" even when it's at the beginning of a sentence, then let's face it, you do not deserve happiness.

Your boyfriend will almost certainly dump you if you come clean about sleeping with his best friend and let's face it with grammar like that, you deserve everything you get.

01.04.2009
Dear confused,

Don't listen to her confused (18), lancs! Failure to capitalise the letter "i" is very en vogue. Just yesterday Google chose to stop capitalising the word "inbox" in Gmail despite capitalising all the other folders.

This minor but very noticeable change is not at all irritating and in no way triggers anxiety in those with OCD. If fact wHy don'T We aLl StaRt uSinG caPitals RaNdomlY - they clearly do nothing to aid the legibility of a sentence.

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