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08.04.2009

Will hubbie die if I don't pluck hairline?

Dear Aunties,

I have a widow's peak - i.e. a sharp point of hair in the centre of my forehead. I love my hubbie John. If I pluck my forehead will he live for longer?

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Rebecca (86), Glasgow, UK

30.01.2011

Dear Rebecca,

Let's face it, you're 86 and I imagine that your hubbie is similarly ancient. Neither of you are going to be around for much longer whatever you do.

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