Showing problems answered by Vatasha Rupert
30.08.2008

I can't find furry cup for pen pal

Dear Aunties,

Evaporating in a hot summer is a worry of mine. My English pen friend will visit soon and she writes that she is preferring to drink from the furry cup. I cannot get such an item here in my country. Please can you tell me, are English people also drinking from glass?

Lena (15), My Country
14.01.2009
Dear Lena,

"Drinking from the furry cup" is an outdated euphemism for lesbian sex, specifically oral. It stems from the dark ages before women started waxing their pubic hair. These days we take hot wax, epilators and taking blades to our labia for granted but just imagine how disgustingly furry our lady bits would have been just twenty years ago! This is why cunnilingus was not invented until the mid 80s.

These days we associate big hairy bushes with the unkept and raging feminists, which is probably why the furry cup reference has stayed with lesbians for so long.

I'd steer clear of your pen pal unless you want a good shagging.

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