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Consummation Problems

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I can't finish my...

Anonymous
Answered by Psychic Psindy

I like being screwed by boyfriend's nose

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My boyfriend has always had quite an indiscreet nose. It's probably twice as long as the average beak. However his other pecker is a little lacking in length.

One night we were engaging...

Anonymous
Answered by Vatasha Rupert
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I'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight

Since hearing about the anti-obesity drug, rimonabant, I've thought of nothing else. I am currently a size 10 and dream of being thin. You can imagine my disappointment when I was told I...

Anonymous
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin
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I want to write for Hit the Spoof

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CAN I wRITE FOR UR WEBSITE PLEASE???? I AM GOOD AT ANSERING PROBLEMS + VERY FUNNY!!!!!!

Anonymous
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin
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My girlfriend kissed a girl and she liked it

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My girlfriend kissed a girl and then wrote a hit single about how much she liked it.

Why do I feel insecure? Is it because I'm jealous of her success?

Anonymous

The astrology of food

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What should I have for dinner tonight? I'm a libra.

Anonymous
Answered by Uncle Luke

I'm kidnapped!

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A big man kidnapped me and locked me in a cellar without windows or telephones. I'm terrified and just want to go home.

I know my family are very concerned because I saw a clip from their...

Anonymous
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin and Mrs Ginger

To auntie or not to auntie

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Is there a verb meaning "to auntie?" And if so, how is it spelt?

If not, what verb would you use to describe the valuable work that you do here?

Anonymous
Answered by Professor Tommy

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