Professor Tommy may indeed be right about my girlfriend being immortal and I'm afraid he may also be right about the nasty repercussions if I hurt her. Therefore I've decided that the best plan...

Despite my best efforts, my girlfriend just won't die. I've tried sneaking poison into her food, infecting her with diseases, pushing her in front of moving vehicles and carving her up with a...

My bird has the flu. Does she need to be slaughtered? And if not, how else can I get rid of the bitch in time for mistletoe merriment?