"I want to be reunited with my wife."
I pretended to die in 9/11 and now I want my old life back
Dear Aunties,
My marriage was on the rocks, I was badly in debt and I was suspected of armed robbery. So when 9/11 struck and I narrowly escaped being crushed, I decided to let everybody think I hadn't made it, and start a new life in England.
However I miss my wife terribly and I want to go back. I can only imagine her happy little face when she sees me again. Got any tips on how to make our reunion really special?
Samuel (35), New York, US
P.S. Do you think I should bring flowers or chocolate?
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Cad! Bring back a gift from where you visited, and not a bloody t shirt that said you were there.
I think I've seen "I survived 9/11" t-shirts in the shops, nowhere near New York of course...