02.11.2008

I'm in love with a sim

Dear Aunties,

I've fallen in love with a sim from the Maxis computer game, The Sims 2.

He is called "Raymond Ridgebuilder" and I created him myself using Body Shop. He's a little over-weight and likes to set fire to his kitchen, but I love him anyway.

I didn't realise I had feelings for him until he had an affair with another sim, Doris Dodgeball. I was so jealous that I had to drown her by commanding her to dive into the swimming pool and then deleting the steps.

I spend hours a day just watching Raymond eat pizza and kick pink flamingo garden ornaments, all the time wishing I could make woohoo with him.

Do you know any cheat codes to bring Raymond out of the game and into my bed?

Petunia Whistlecunt (37), Westmorland, UK
14.01.2009
Dear Petunia Whistlecunt,

The problem to me, seems not to be "How do we get Raymond out of the game?" but "How do we get you INTO the game?"

It's been a long time since I've heard from anybody quite as sad as you, and I write for this sorry site.

09.10.2009
Frog_Kisser2000 says...

I feel for sister. I was heart broken by a simple minded frog who didn't even know I existed. I can't believe I woo hooed him. Luv Ya hope you get over your sickness and if you need someones company come down to Brazil and I will fetch you a date with a Raymond Ridgebuilder that I happen to know. STAY STRONG

says...

Spam check: Type the word for 6
Or Volunteer to be a proper auntie.
More Answered Problems
30.12.2009

How long before I get over my first love?

- Chloe (16), Taunton, UK
30.12.2009

I want to get a nose job to please my man

- Angel (21), Berkshire, UK
30.12.2009

I just feel so neglected

- Boopi (58), Barnstaple
30.12.2009

I wonder if my relationship problems ...

- Rocky (32), Stockwell
09.11.2009

How do I apologise to him?

- Arial (13), Calafornia
09.11.2009

Should I cut off my penis?

- Phil (12), Ohio
09.11.2009

Dream Help

- Arial
18.04.2009

How to succeed as a singer

- Moll (47), Cardiff, UK
17.04.2009

I found out he was a killer and shagged him anyway

- Rachel (19), Birmingham, UK
17.04.2009

Guilt over nanna's death

- confused (12)
Unanswered Problems
08.10.2009

Parents won't let me go to Prague

- Emily (14), NZ
18.07.2009

Are all men vain, or is it just me?

- Ashli (22), Nether Wallop
18.07.2009

Women walk all over me

- Matt (53), Glossop
18.07.2009

Puzzled and holey

- Puflet (48), Rivington
02.07.2009

I just can't seem to find a good man

- Abigail (25), Ambleside, Cumbria
02.07.2009

How to avoid falling for boyfriend's mates

- Jane (17), Diss, Norfolk
Recent Activity (...)
Vatasha Rupert replied to I just feel so neglected
Mrs Ginger replied to I just feel so neglected
Vatasha Rupert replied to I wonder if my relationship problems ...
Jayne Fott replied to How do I apologise to him?
Jayne Fott replied to Should I cut off my penis?
Brad the Lad replied to Should I cut off my penis?
Psychic Psindy replied to Dream Help
Frog_Kisser2000 commented on I'm in love with a sim

Agony Aunties
Mrs Ginger
Just wants what's best
33 responses
Auntie Kaitlin
American to the core
27 responses
Brad the Lad
Charm is his middle name
19 responses
Jayne Fott
Psychologist
19 responses
Professor Tommy
Practical & sympathetic
18 responses
Psychic Psindy
Mystical
13 responses
Uncle Luke
Talents yet to be unfolded
13 responses
Vatasha Rupert
Trendy and bendy
12 responses
Auntie Richbob
Retired
7 responses
Judge Gaw
Budding lawyer
4 responses
Dr Alice
Trainee medical student
2 responses

Models
Louise Anderson-Clemence
First rate model
Model with digitally removed breasts
Unnamed
Model with digitally removed breasts
With thanks to Tony Culshaw for some of the photos.

Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Valid CSS!

[Valid RSS]


technology , relationships , sim , cheats , body shop , advice , woo hoo , dilemma , question , flamingo , game , maxis , problem page , agony aunt , spoof , sex