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Are there any good men out there?
02.07.2009

I just can't seem to find a good man

Dear Aunties,

Two years ago I had to dump my boyfriend because he was too meterosexual for my liking - he remembered birthdays, cooked me dinner and all that stuff you can do without.

After that it's been one disaster after another: a guy who took so long making himself look and smell nice that I could never get in the bathroom, a guy who spent an unhealthy amount of time getting to know my friends, and then finally, a man who was so good in bed that I realised he must have been getting practice elsewhere.

Where have all the good men gone?

Abigail (25), Ambleside, Cumbria
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18.07.2009
Euphorbia says...

Unfortunately they're still on a bus to go and see Manchester United play an away match. In New Zealand. So it's just a question of playing a waiting game. You'll need to hang on while they return from their tour, sort out police bail and get over their hangovers - then - voila!

22.09.2009
Adian says...

I'm a gay man who just happened to stumble upon this site, and this question. It seems to me like you already HAD a good man..and in my opinion serves you right for 'dumping' a man like that. What person doesnt dream of someone like that even if he may seem too perfect. Ask all the women out there (and gay people) whose partners forget birthdays and do nothing about the house. Serves you right I reckon. Maybe if a good man is the kind described in the comment above, follow Euphorbia's advice! Slog alone at cooking while your man watches football and you do all the cooking and cleaning and clean up the beers the next morning, u may be happy then :)

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