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July 2009
12 problems
Should I cut off my penis?
- 2 replies
Dream Help
- 1 reply
How do I apologise to him?
- 1 reply
I wonder if my relationship problems ...
- 1 reply
I just feel so neglected
- 2 replies
Are all men vain, or is it just me?
- 0 replies
Women walk all over me
- 1 reply
Puzzled and holey
- 0 replies
I just can't seem to find a good man
- 0 replies
How to stop customers leaving Vordafone
- 0 replies
April 2009
9 problems
How to succeed as a singer
- 1 reply
Guilt over nanna's death
- 1 reply
My best mate's cyber boyfriend wants me!
- 1 reply
Can I sell my leg hair?
- 0 replies
Should I date known killer?
- 0 replies
i slept with my boyfriend's best friend
- 2 replies
March 2009
11 problems
Wit doesn't win fair boy
- 0 replies
Will I be exploited by knowledge terrorists
- 0 replies
Help with murder aftermath
- 0 replies
Will marriage prevent spread of HIV?
- 0 replies
I'm not upset about Jade's death!
- 1 reply
Why am I pulling coffee-filled all-nighters?
- 0 replies
I have too many eyebrows!
- 0 replies
Help! I'm stuck to an epilator!
- 1 reply
Recycling disposable pants
- 1 reply
I wasn't snowed in!
- 0 replies
I don't have enough problems
- 0 replies
January 2009
5 problems
People sit on the beach where I walk my dog
- 0 replies
Charades brings me out in hives!
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I can't seem to impress my man
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I only fancy married men
- 1 reply
December 2008
11 problems
All my paws were amputated!
- 1 reply
Wife doesn't understand me
- 1 reply
My water pipes talk to me
- 1 reply
I like being screwed by boyfriend's nose
- 1 reply
Wife still breastfeeding
- 1 reply
Stupid spoof problem page destroys lives
- 1 reply
Might I have a virus?
- 1 reply
Save my documentary
- 0 replies
Pottery rival drives me crazy
- 1 reply
I get off on the Queen's Speech
- 1 reply
Boyfriend's Sperm Turns Me Invisible
- 0 replies
November 2008
17 problems
I ate most of my children
- 1 reply
Girlfriend likes dicks with a buzz
- 1 reply
I have a singing groinal growth
- 0 replies
I sabotage best friend's love life
- 0 replies
Can I prepare to be a good lover?
- 0 replies
Second Racism
- 0 replies
Is Russell Brand a Virgin?
- 0 replies
Daughter scared of blacks
- 0 replies
Ban minority group marriage?
- 0 replies
I'm in love with a sim
- 1 reply
Boyfriend stole my pubes
- 1 reply
What causes lesbianism? Can it be fixed?
- 0 replies
Sending real problems to fake problem page
- 0 replies
My girlfiend is trying to kill me
- 0 replies
I see dead people
- 0 replies
October 2008
27 problems
My fetish for wookiee sex
- 0 replies
That snow way for the world to end!
- 0 replies
How bad can sex get?
- 0 replies
I'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight
- 1 reply
I smell
- 1 reply
My giant chicken lover doesn't know I'm a man
- 0 replies
Why do I prefer water?
- 2 replies
Should I get my four year old a sex change?
- 0 replies
I have to watch gay men shagging weekly
- 0 replies
Plagues of Asian Lady Boys
- 1 reply
Walking around in my knickers
- 3 replies
I poisoned my life drawing rival
- 2 replies
Toasting to eternal life
- 1 reply
Best friend is dating a cannibal
- 1 reply
Girlfriend teases other guys
- 0 replies
Fiance won't take my name
- 0 replies
My boyfriend is turned on by sheep porn
- 0 replies
Sleeping with best friend's husband's ghost
- 0 replies
I see dead people
- 1 reply
Don't forget to water my tomatoes
- 0 replies
Boyfriend caught with pants off
- 0 replies
I'm in love with myself
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I'm in love with best friend's wardrobe
- 0 replies
I want to write for Hit the Spoof
- 1 reply
September 2008
52 problems
Could the world ever be problem free?
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I want my breast milk made into ice cream
- 2 replies
Can Vampire give blood?
- 0 replies
Prank calls - I can see you!
- 1 reply
Gingers are lesbians, why?
- 0 replies
Could hormone imbalance cause lesbianism
- 0 replies
I have four girlfriends
- 1 reply
I dropped litter
- 0 replies
I blew up a dog
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I doinked a colleague and now I feel real bad
- 0 replies
The astrology of food
- 1 reply
I've been secretly watching Match of the Day
- 0 replies
I'm kidnapped!
- 2 replies
I tortured arachnids
- 0 replies
I kissed a man who isn't my husband
- 1 reply
Pen pal is from Lesbos
- 0 replies
Will my poor luck with men change?
- 1 reply
Should I put threesome on resume?
- 1 reply
Pork like a pirate day
- 0 replies
Make my girlfriend dump me
- 1 reply
Fish give you brains
- 1 reply
Pen pal prefers to punt from the Cambridge end
- 0 replies
Credit Crunch - Money saving tips
- 0 replies
Hiding truth about my cancer
- 0 replies
Beautiful sex with my teacher
- 1 reply
Girlfriend is pussy mad
- 1 reply
Guilt free cheating #1 - The Hen Party
- 1 reply
Housemates' cruel incest and fisting prank
- 0 replies
Convert to lesbianism? No thanks!
- 2 replies
Pen pal wants to partake in violent sports
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I need writer's block and I need it now
- 2 replies
A formal complaint about your language
- 0 replies
I blue my marriage
- 0 replies
Should I abort dangerous alien foetus?
- 1 reply
I'm too hetero for my leather pants
- 2 replies
Fund raising for my poor invalid child
- 1 reply
Who will I marry?
- 1 reply
Help me improve my text life
- 2 replies
Hit the what?
- 1 reply
The perils of meticulous dental hygiene
- 1 reply
Seedy ways for lesbians to meat
- 0 replies
Consummation Problems
- 1 reply
Help? Maybe.... Yeah i think so
- 0 replies
How to lose my granny tranny reputation
- 1 reply
Faking own death - Dos and Don'ts
- 1 reply
Which four wives do I keep?
- 1 reply
Falling Star
- 1 reply
August 2008
40 problems
I can't find furry cup for pen pal
- 1 reply
My boyfriend supports The Arse
- 1 reply
Addicted to stupid website
- 1 reply
To auntie or not to auntie
- 1 reply
Persecuted for being old
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Feeling Chick - Debilitating Phobia
- 1 reply
Serial Killer Art
- 1 reply
Perfection - Can it be beaten?
- 1 reply
Nob Job - Have I blown my degree?
- 1 reply
Lesbian Pussies and Gay Bitches
- 1 reply
Poo-poo Boo-boo - I'm a tortured victim!
- 1 reply
Ginger Sneers - Is hair colour linked to IQ?
- 2 replies
Date Fear
- 1 reply
I'm Afraid of Naked People
- 2 replies
The Big Question
- 1 reply
Don't SuperPoke My Bloke
- 1 reply
Unwanted drainage
- 1 reply
Who can I mock?
- 2 replies
Key to tabloid success?
- 1 reply
Why is former lover stalking me?
- 1 reply
Digital Camera Removes Clothes
- 1 reply
Bird just won't croak
- 1 reply
Cheap Burial
- 1 reply
My girlfriend kissed a girl and she liked it
- 3 replies
I didn't kiss a girl and like it
- 1 reply
Have a Heart - Will lover make it?
- 1 reply
Too Prude to Print
- 1 reply
Get Lost Emails
- 1 reply
Auntie Richbob's Ghost
- 1 reply
Telling Porkies - Love or glory?
- 1 reply
Hubby won't make love anymore
- 1 reply
Not a load of bollocks
- 1 reply
A load of bull - Is risque sex a danger?
- 1 reply
Going It Aclone
- 3 replies
Ashamed of my own family
- 1 reply
Brother has emmit girlfriend
- 1 reply
July 2008
16 problems
Marshmonster - What is that creature?
- 1 reply
Back to basics - Mortifying problem
- 1 reply
Formal complaint - Poetic Pergotry
- 1 reply
Party pees
- 1 reply
A-Level Nightmares
- 1 reply
Intersex Friendships
- 1 reply
Armless
- 2 replies
Which sister's the mum?
- 1 reply
Shyness
- 1 reply
I think I'm It
- 0 replies
Coming Out to Mum
- 0 replies
Add God as Friend - Modern Prayer
- 3 replies
Dead Keen - How to find a dead body
- 2 replies
Paranoia, I'm sure - Is hubbie cheating?
- 1 reply
December 2007
10 problems
Christmas Spirit
- 1 reply
Child Support
- 1 reply
Who is the Christmas father?
- 1 reply
Potions - Helping uglies bump uglies since...
- 2 replies
Curiosity kills
- 1 reply
Girlfriend has bird flu
- 1 reply
Terrorism concerns at Christmas
- 2 replies
Over my undead body - Girlfriend is a zombie
- 2 replies
Cracking fun - Orgasm problem
- 2 replies
Soul Sister - Can widower start dating again?
- 2 replies
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